Zeitgeist Cantos: Alberto Gonzales

Alberto Gonzales is such a nice guy,
Sincere--and respectful--though not very tall--
He swears that he never would tell us a lie!
Though there could be a few things he can’t ...uh ...recall--
But meetings are boring, spent twirling your tie,
Dreaming of Maui (or that girl down the hall).
So don’t act like Al is some Hannibal Lecter,
If he sticks in the craw of Senator Specter.


Now Senator Sessions is shaking his head!
Kennedy seems florid and about to faint--
His cheeks look like bags that are stuffed full of bread.
Don’t know the Geneva Conventions are quaint ?
Get thee to a military tribunal! Dead
Hitler, Stalin, Caligula--Al ain’t.
He’s just one more face in the culture’s decline,
Who can’t tell the truth, and will never resign.